Monday, August 08, 2005

Banana Cheese Republic

If we can't have photo ids, can we at least stain everyone's thumb that voted? Of course, that type of third world response wouldn't have stopped the latest vote fraud found by the Republican Party: double voting across state lines.

The Republican Party plans to have a press conference tomorrow at 3:00pm in front of 1680 North Astor Street.

Look for Milwaukee County DA E. Michael "Big Pension" McCann to say the matter will be investigated and prosecuted to the fullest - like all the other election related crimes referred to his office.

Update! 8/10 5:42 From the Associated press:
State party chairman Rick Graber said nine people voted in the 2004 presidential election, then voted again in either Chicago, Minneapolis or Madison. He said Republicans traced the voters through U.S. Postal Service change-of-address records.

Graber said the information has been turned over to federal prosecutors who have been investigating voter fraud in Milwaukee.