Sunday, July 17, 2005

Rock drummer falls on hard times, goes back to college

Motley Crue drummer and internet porn star Tommy Lee has decided to go back to college as part of a new "reality" television program. Tommy Lee will go to the University of Nebraska to cheer on the Cornhuskers, join the marching band and, if the television schedule permits, attend a few classes. Tommy Lee Goes to College premiers August 16th on NBC.

Tommy Lee, who states on his website a preference his next wife be "a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store," apparently had to promise to behave himself around the co-eds before he would be allowed to enroll. Of course, that hasn't stopped NBC from promoting his sexy "tutor" Natalie.

Ever get the feeling "reality" TV is about as real as Tommy Lee's ex-wife's {ahem} attributes?

Tommy Lee takes a break from his summer reading to come to Milwaukee with the rest of the band August 10th. It will probably be a lot more entertaining than his stint at the University of Nebraska.