Have you voted for the Blog of the Week? More than once? Did you use a fake name? A fake address? Do it again! It's not like you need to show a valid id or anything. Stuff that ballot box, and tell them Governor Doyle said it's okay. After all, it's better to make access to voting easier rather than harder, right? So go vote five, six times before noon. If they keep records like the Milwaukee Election Commission we'll never get caught. And if by chance we are caught, we'll just ask them, so what is the threshold for voter fraud? Can we tolerate a little to keep easy access to balloting?
So my friends, vote. Vote often and vote for me. Before Jimmy Carter shows up.
(Here's a whole list of names and e-mail addresses you can use. Go ahead, they won't mind.)
Correction Midnight, noon, whatever. Just means you have more time to vote!
