I think I'll take a chance on the chili. According to the AP, fast food chains Carl's Jr. and Hardees are going to be running ads featuring Paris Hilton in a skimpy black bathing suit eating a hamburger. This is taking "food porn" a bit too far, which given her reputation, I didn't think was possible with Paris Hilton.
Gives a whole new meaning to "Crabby Patty."
[Hey, Jay Leno will probably make the same joke.]
