If elected Blog of the Week, I promise not to post pictures of my tanless hairy beer belly. But if I lose, I might get irrational and do something completely crazy, like rename my site the Wigderson Gold!
Okay, I just ask that I finish ahead of the guy who wrote about his rash. Not that I'm running down the competition or anything. One of them even had something nice to say about me.
So remember, if elected, no pictures of my hairy belly. If I lose, uncontrolled behaviour. So vote early and often, and Governor Doyle even says you don't need a photo id.
