Soccer, that endless game without meaning played by kids in the suburbs whose mommies don't want their kids to be hurt by excess competition, gets a real owner you can hate, Saadi Gaddafi. You'll pardon me if I pass on getting invited up to the owners' box. According to the International Herald Tribune:
Qaddafi, of course, comes from a colorful family used to making headlines. His only sister, Ayesha, is studying law in Paris and has signed on to Saddam Hussein's defense team. His youngest brother, Hannibal, has a penchant for speeding and getting into scuffles with the police - earlier this year he allegedly brandished a handgun after beating up a woman in a Paris hotel. Another brother, Moatassim, was caught four years ago trying to buy tanks and short-range missiles for his own personal army brigade.Come to the "Fan Fest"... or else.