Bubba is dead

The AP reports Bubba the Lobster is dead. I haven't been this upset since Chuckles the Clown was killed. No word on the type of wine to be served at the "autopsy" except to say it will be a white, and preparations are being made for the funeral dinner.

"They're very finicky. It could have been a change in the water. You have no idea," said Wholey.

Possibly when you turned up the temperature on the stove?