However, the pet rabbit didn't make it

An airport screener missed a steak knife. No, that's not what's scary. The passenger was taking the knife on a blind date. Apparently the date went well. Heck, at knife point even I behaved on a date. I even called her the next day.

Update: Maybe a woman taking a knife with her on a blind date isn't such a bad idea, especially if the date is with a poker player:

It's like falling in love with that ex-girlfriend of yours after she's already moved on... and you should too, to preserve your sanity and dignity before you look like a scorned fool digging into your pockets for a rebuy while you are trying every combination possible to hack into her email account. Tips for the ladies: Do not use your new boyfriend's name as your password.