If the Queen isn't attending, then neither am I. Hey, here's a cheery thought, if the Prince is disobeying his mum by having the civil ceremony, does that mean he's committed treason to The Crown? Off with his head! Camilla's too. What? they don't do that anymore? Than what's the fun of having royalty if there's no good old-fashioned head-chopping anymore?
Couldn't they just become a republic?
