As long as we're all listing what we're stocking for the snow storm of '05, AKA SNOWMAGGEDEON, I thought I would list a few items myself.
Brandy, check. Beer, check. Vodka (chill in snow), check. Olives, a little low. Herring, only half a jar. Toilet paper, OH YEAH, have we got toilet paper. Rifle for shooting looters, not yet. (You can't shoot.--The Wife) (The looters won't know that. -- The Husband) (They will when they see your hands shaking. -- The Wife) What is this, Kausfiles? Back to the list. Snowblower and gas, check and check. Faithful sled dogs, check. Sled, kid's plastic one will do, check. Shovel, Check. Cheesewhiz, Check. Reservations for Jerry's Old Town, check. Canned goods and bottled water and sense of panic, give me a break. How about plywood? What is this, a hurricane? Annoying newspeople on the TV standing out in the snow telling people to stay indoors, check.
I guess we're ready.
