Wednesday, January 19, 2005

The puking has stopped

Have you tried this years flu? It starts witha creepy feeling along your spine and a rumble in your stomach telling you something's wrong. Then chills, quickly followed by vomiting, diarrhea, more vomiting, more diarrhea unlike man or beast has experienced previously. Fever seems to be optional, but sweating and chills are mandatory. Three, four days. Enjoy.