This is supposed to save my masculinity? Give me a break. I can't see what the difference is between this picture and this picture. You can't tell me a show featuring someone named Randy Couture isn't as gay as Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
No, to recover my lost masculinity I think I'll just spend my weekend watching Horsepower TV. Maybe this week they'll feature the VW Cabriolet. Of course, I just got Sex and the City Season 2 on DVD so I'll be pretty busy watching that as well.