"I just wonder what would happen if we went to where they worked and harassed them for 48 minutes to an hour and then threw beer at them as they're trying to leave," [rookie David] Harrison said. "We'd go to jail."
Don't you think your fellow players should go to jail for, I dunno, felonious asault?
As for Pacers co-owner Herb Simon's asserion there was "a rush to judgement" by David Stern, upon further review let's make the Pacers forfeight the season. I was too hurried when I suggested they should only forfeight a few games.