Thursday, October 28, 2004

Some good, some bad

First the bad news. Despite evidence the voters do not exist, the Milwaukee Election Commission decided to turn down a Republican request to have 5600 names removed from the election rolls. Apparently vacent lots and Gyro stands have more voters than we thought. My personal favorites, "...spots between two houses where the address should have been." Apparently the Democrats are registering voters who live in tesseracts. A similar effort in Ohio was stopped by a federal judge. At least no one asked the Republicans to shut up and take it this time.

The good news, students are not being used as unpaid political operatives by Democratic party allies thanks to pressure from the taxpayers. Amazingly, students will be back in school learning from union drones how awful it is to be a teacher instead. No word yet how many 11 year olds the Democrats were willing to sacrifice trolling crack houses for voters. Fortunately we won't have to find out the hard way.