Thursday, October 16, 2008

Why children should be seen and not heard

(Ht: Pundit Nation and The Right Side of Wisconsin)

My response? Listen twerp. You're grounded until after the election. And that private school I sent you to? I'm demanding a refund. In the meantime, you're going to get a haircut and a job and see for yourself just how cool Mr. Obama is.

And I'm "capital gains" taxing away the car keys, too. And if I hear any more about Obama while you're living under my roof, you can pay for your own goddam college education.

It would be the best thing I could do for the brat.