Hold your own

Here's a piece of advice, if you are trying to beat the NFL drug tests, ship the fake penis and dried urine separately when you travel. Apparently, dried urine looks like cocaine to your average airport screener. Minnesota Viking Onterrio Smith claimed it was for his cousin.

Wonderful trivia about NFL drug tests:

"Our program requires that players be visually observed from the front giving the sample with their shirts off and pants down to their knees, making the effectiveness of such an effort remote," [NFL spokesman Greg Aiello] said in a prepared statement.

Hey, what happens in the NFL, stays in the NFL.