The Madison Mallards are offering free baseball tickets for life to every child born on June 1st at St. Mary's hospital in Madison.
Governor Doyle's revenue collectors will also be on hand to present the child a bill for the taxes on the free baseball tickets. They won't have to slap the babies on the behind to get them crying.
Given the *ahem* now-infamous adventure confessed by one couple during the Frame Park stadium debate, I'm afraid of how the proposed Waukesha team might up the ante. All I ask is please don't show it on the scoreboard.