Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Obama brings gifts to G-20 leaders in London

The Wigderson Library & Pub news service learned today that President Barack Obama and his staff will give Walt Disney Mickey Mouse ears to each of the other leaders at the G-20 Summit in London.

When contacted by the Wigderson Library & Pub news service, a spokesman for the French would only go on record as saying, "We were really hoping for a complete set of Jerry Lewis DVDs. Maybe we should just take back the Statue of Liberty. It's not like you are using it anyway."