Quote of the morning

From the Spring City Chronicle:

There’s a vice presidential debate tonight and I have to admit, I don’t really care. But in my experience let me say this: Mrs. Palin’s a very good looking woman. Sometimes that makes old men say stupid things to impress them. Sometimes it makes them tongue-tied. Sometimes it makes them act foolishly. The thing about politicians is that they have such enormous egos. Joe Biden is in that class. So I predict that despite all evidence to the contrary, Joe Biden will believe he is the prettiest one on the stage.