Thursday, October 23, 2008

A happy Zero is a well-fed Zero

Did you know this was the year of the polar bear? The Milwaukee County Zoo even posted this cute video that just begs the liberals to go play in the water with Zero the Polar Bear. I'm beginning to think Zero was pushed into the moat just for the publicity.

I have an idea. Let's show people what it's really like in the state of nature and throw a seal or two down there. The polar bear will be happy. The seals - not so much. Or better yet, push a liberal down there and have him try to coax Zero out of the moat by singing the Obama song.

Maybe then damn fools won't go trying this stunt. From the book's cover:

In April 1992 a young man from a well-to-do family hitchhiked to Alaska and and walked alone into the wilderness north of Mt. McKinley. His name was Christopher Johnson McCandless. He had given $25,000 in savings to charity, abandoned his car and most of his possessions, burned all the cash in his wallet, and invented a new life for himself. Four months later his decomposed body was found by a moose hunter.

Yeah, the liberals make fun of Governor Palin because she likes to hunt moose, but I bet McCandless was one liberal who wished there were a few more moose hunters in Alaska.

"Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short." The book on life in the state of nature was written long ago.