Friday, August 22, 2008

Will Hillary drive Obama to drink?

You could have a single-rule drinking game for the Democratic Convention. Just have everyone sip a beer when the word "change" is mentioned. You could even make the game deadly by adding a shot every time "the rich" are mentioned. (I suggest something top shelf for the occasion.)

However, some enterprising soul has suggested "The Great Democrat Buzz Word Drinking Game." I'm just going to give you what I consider to be the "Hillary" line,

1/2 Shot Whiskey or Vodka
“The Most Vulnerable Americans”
“Bush’s War”
The “Top” 1%” or “Richest” 1%
Benefit “Cuts”

Of course, I can't picture Senator Clinton only doing half a shot.

Perhaps while the Democrats are visiting Denver they might want to visit the Coors Brewery. Leave the union cards back at the hotel, please.

And what would a Friday Afternoon Cocktail Democratic Convention Preview be without a beer drinking donkey?

For those of you watching at home, here's a more tame concoction from the Webtender:

Donkey Punch
3 parts Orange juice
2 parts Ginger ale
1 part Pineapple juice
1 part Light rum (Bacardi)
1/4 part Grenadine
Mixing instructions:
Mix all ingredients in a punchbowl and float orange slices on top.

Creator/contributor's comments:
Favorite punch of Trinity College in Hartford, Connecticut. The name originates from the fact that when drunken everybody becomes stupider than a jackass!