Wednesday, March 12, 2008

"Client 9" resigns as governor, keeps club membership card

Oh NO! Eliot Spitzer can't resign! I've got too many jokes and a whole column about him!

"I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me," he said in a brief news conference announcing his intention to resign, effective Monday. "I will try once again outside of politics to serve the common good."
Darn right you didn't live up to what was expected of you.