a) change your mind and watch the debate.
b) tell him you're watching "Kipper the Dog" as research for your next column.
c) have your kid watch Star Wars on your laptop computer while you fall asleep in your big chair with the debate on in the background.
Bonus question: whom would you trust more with this country's foreign policy? Kipper the Dog or Ron Paul the Libertarian?
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