Thursday, August 02, 2007

Our state fair

Today's Official Wigderson State Fair Report

Temperature: Hot
Cool Zone: Cool
$3 bottled water: Warm
Herb Kohl's milk stand: still 25 cents
Humidity: High
Cleavage: All time low
Human trash: Light to moderate
Crowd: Not too heavy
Woman in Daisy Duke shorts: Very Heavy
Amount of seating in eating areas: Very lightly scattered
Number of rides the children rode: Seemed like hundreds
Number of parking attendants who know anything: 1
Number of ribeye sandwiches consumed: 2
Number of cream puffs consumed: 0
Number of hours spent in the park: 7
Minutes it took for children to fall asleep in car: 2

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