Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Wisconsin State Journal columnist admits to enjoying watching spankings

Susan Lampert Smith admits to enjoying watching others get a spanking.

When Ebert said he has never taken pleasure in sentencing anyone to prison, he sounded like my mom predicting a spanking would hurt her more than me.

Then he administered a verbal blistering worthy of Mom, who splintered more than one wooden spoon in her heyday.
...Wack, wack, wack went the judge's wooden spoon.
...But like my mom's spankings, it was more fun to watch than to receive.
I'm always amazed at what they print in a "family newspaper" but I guess that's Madison for you. I think I'm too young and innocent to read Wisconsin Family Weekends.