Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Down the Fox River

The first boat load of refugees from the City of Waukesha arrived in Mukwanago today, fleeing the new Larry Nelson regime before it can take office. Many of the refugees expressed fear of being forced to return to their homeland where they could face such deprivations as garbage fees, forced labor on the new library expansion and confiscation of their property through the tax code. Said to be especially fearful are the "Republicans" whom Larry Nelson singled out in his victory speech as being unwanted in the new Waukesha. Already rumors are spreading regarding a possible remodeling of the empty parking and transit center downtown into a "temporary work and re-education camp."