The splash pool isn't bad to start. But this isn't "Kalahari Park". It's Miller Park, as in Miller Beer. And they're not the Milwaukee Sliders. They're the Milwaukee Brewers. Maybe the Milwaukee Brewers should go with something a little more appropriately themed.
How about having Bernie Brewer slide into a giant beer mug?
I understand there is a giant beer mug just waiting to be used at the Lakefront Brewery.
