What were Jeff Wood's first words when he got pulled over?
Any donuts, officer? I got a serious case of the munchies. 8 (25%)
Is this the way to the Bong Rec area? 8 (25%)
I bet you never saw a 1998 Buick do that before. 10 (31%)
I was at a biofuel meeting and got high on mother nature. 4 (12%)
Was I playing Bob Marley too loud on the radio, officer? 2 (6%)
The winner: "I bet you never saw a 1998 Buick do that before."
Thanks to everyone who participated. I'll have an update on the Wood situation a little bit later.