Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Colon flushed, rough night for leftys

Pedro Colon lost to incumbent Grant Langley, proving voters do like experience and qualifications over... what the heck was Colon doing running anyway?

McGee lost. Maybe he can be elected as activities leader for his cell block. I'm thinking of changing my name to Coggs.

Scott Walker won re-election. Milwaukee County Parks are going to converted to temporary holding facilities for the mentally disabled and overflow hardened criminals from the county jail. Buses will only run one way on their routes. Global warming will melt the courthouse. County supervisors will be expected to work full-time at fast-food restaurants to fund the county pension system.

Lena Taylor now has the time to tutor some of her colleagues in the state legislature through college and law school. Or... they have time to tutor her on Robert's Rules of Order.

And of course, Gableman defeated Louis Butler. Oh, the wailing and gnashing of teeth. And was that Mike Plaisted I saw sitting at the bar? Judging from the pre-election comments from lefty bloggers, corporate Amerikkka has just taken over the state and we'll all be slaves of Big Oil. If that's the case, then surely it was folly for anyone to quit their membership in WMC?

Shouldn't the members of the WJCIC have to commit ritual suicide?

I understand Jim Pugh and his personal interior decorator has an appointment at Shirley's office tomorrow.