Friday, April 27, 2007

All I wanna do is listen to you shut up and sing

Somebody oughtta tell Ms. Crow to go back to the beach until she learns some manners. Since nobody else will, I did in this week's column.

Crow and David contend that Rove was "like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum." When he tried to walk away, Sheryl Crow reached out for his arm. According to Crow and David, "Karl swung around and spat, ‘Don’t touch me.’ How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow?"

How "hardened and removed from reality" is Lance Armstrong?

According to a report by Byron York of National Review, Rove turned to take his seat after being repeatedly poked in the chest by Crow as she berated him. Knowing what we know now about Crow and toilet paper, I’m surprised Rove put up with it as long as he did.