Sunday, July 31, 2005

The benefits of college football

What was one of the benefits to the college athelete again? A free college education?
Earlier this summer, [South Carolina Head Coach Steve] Spurrier wrote to six players that their scholarships, which are awarded yearly, would not be renewed. Spurrier also added that of those six, three players remained with the Gamecocks and at least one could have his scholarship renewed by next week.

Two others -- reported to be defensive back Trent Usher and offensive lineman Josh Winchell -- are expected to transfer. Receiver Grayson Mullins is the third known player to have his scholarship pulled.
You'll be happy to know the South Carolina Football Coaches Association's Board of Directors called Spurrier's move "unethical."
The board's letter, also sent to South Carolina athletic director Eric Hyman, said it felt that "USC has shown a lack of commitment to numerous athletes by threatening to revoke and revoking scholarships to athletes who are meeting all the requirements established by your football program."

The group went on to say that taking away a "scholarship because you feel an athlete cannot play at the level needed to compete in the Southeastern Conference is unethical."
...Andy Tweito, a Daniel High assistant who is a member of the SCFCA board, said earlier this week that the coaches were not trying to start a battle with Spurrier. "We felt we had to say something," he said.

Tweito had said that some coaches at the meeting said they might not let South Carolina recruiters on their schools.
Hey, that's big time college football for you. And the boys that signed those scholarships, they're grown men, right?

So we have in a nut shell the current state of NCAA football. Kids, produce on the field and make money for the university or else we cut off your educations. If we aren't making millions, you don't get tuition, room and board.

Perhaps high school coaches might want to think twice about the kinds of college "recruiters" they let on their campuses before they have their kids pose on the auction block.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Redskin blues

Never mind the problems on the field or with the players off the field, the evil Washington Redskins just can't catch a break. GOP3 brings to our attention the latest in the attempts to change the team name from the un-PC "Redskins" to... something else. Apparently George Washington University law professor John Banzhaf sent registered letters to four D.C. area television stations threatening a legal challenge to their broadcasting licenses if they don't curb the use of the team's name.

As Rich Tucker reports for Townhall.com, "Banzhaf’s action followed an appellate court ruling that will allow Native American groups to challenge the Washington football team’s trademark on 'Redskins.' The federal Trademark Trial and Appeal Board has already ruled that the word Redskins is racially derogatory and offensive."

Part of me wants to laugh at the Redskins troubles, and part of me.... wants to laugh at the Redskins troubles. The favorite team of the Washington DC elite, and they can't even speak the name.

There is some justice in this. If we can't utter a word against our elected officials under "campaign finance reform" it's only fitting our elected officials can't utter a word in favor of their football team under inoffensiveness reform.

"Hail to Political Correctness, Hail to PC..."

Waukesha County Executive Race

Jessica McBride gives a good round-up concerning the possible candidates to replace Waukesha County Executive Dan Finley, though we have to wonder if her inclusion of State Representative Mark Gundrum in the list is wishful thinking.

And they said no good would come of it

On this date in 1938, George Eastman demonstrated his color motion picture process.
Years later it would help make Paul McCartney very, very rich.

Friday, July 29, 2005

Who says Jerry Bott is an idiot?

He can't be a complete idiot. After all, he signed Mark Belling to a six-year contract extension. Of course, Paul Harvey is going away, and there's that whole morning talk show contest, and moving Weber and Dolan, and Dan Deibert in the morning as a fill-in....

Family politics

Charlie Sykes on his radio program and on his blog raised a question about the timing of Dan Finley's announcement he is going to step down as the Waukesha County Executive, and the subsequent statement by his wife that she might consider running for the position. What Charlie is missing is: 1) she hasn't announced she is going to run 2) the special election has not even been scheduled yet, and 3) so what?

It would be different if Dan Finley cut a deal with County Board Chairman Jim Dwyer to have a snap election, but there's not even a time table yet. So what we have is a possible candidate, whom Mark Belling on WISN radio prodded into admitting she was thinking of running, and we don't even have a date for the nomination papers to start circulating.

And finally, so what? If Jenifer Finley is going to have an advantage because of name recognition, then let's recognize that it's because her husband Dan Finley did a decent job in the job. If she is going to run the county differently than her husband, there is plenty of time for her opponents and the media to find that out.

Notting Hill Raid

I swear, when I heard on the radio this morning about a "Notting Hill" raid, I thought that at last Julia Roberts was finally getting arrested for terrible acting.

I realize getting terrorists is more important, but surely there must be one or two cops that can stop her before she "acts" again?

Avast ye buccaneers, the Carnival of Comedy has set sail

What the heck does "avast" mean, anyway?

The Carnival of Comedy is up over at The Right Hand of God. It has a pirate theme.

I'm not sure I like my pirate name, "Powdered Wig." However, the complaint department looks awfully mean....

Update! Maybe I could get a cooler pirate name if I had one of these: (Thanks Dr. Bear!)

Sorry, duct tape hair belongs to a nobody

According to the FBI, the strands of hair attached to a piece of duct tape near a cave in Aruba do not, repeat not, belong to missing Alabama teen Natalee Holloway. CNN and Fox news can go back to following up on every other rumor regarding Holloway's disappearance. As for whose hair it is, that victim apparently needs a better press agent.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Can you spare a Finley?

Waukesha County Executive Dan Finley is resigning to take over the struggling Milwaukee Public Museum. Milwaukee County's gain is Waukesha County's loss as Finley was a capable administrator with bold ideas and a good sense of value for the taxpayer.

In fact, it was just recently I had some fun with an editorial in the Waukesha Freeman praising Finley (correctly) for managing to hold the line on the county budget. The editorial had a triumphal tone, too much for my tastes, and was really a victory lap for the now departing county executive, even if the editors weren't aware of it.

Waukesha now enters a period of budget planning led by Waukesha County Board Chairman Jim Dwyer who will take over in the interim until a special election is held.

The special election promises to be special indeed. Dan Finley has been the only county executive Waukesha County has had. And as he and his wife Jennifer Finley told WISN's Mark Belling this afternoon, Jennifer Finley may be interested in making a run for the job. So I suspect will dozens of others including every school board president and mayor in this county.

Meanwhile, the Milwaukee Public Museum has made a brilliant move in getting Dan Finley. Finley should get the MPM back to its core mission while making the cuts necessary to make the museum financially sound again, even selling off the rainforest property. He is also a big enough name with a solid reputation which will restore the confidence of donors to the museum. It will be a tough job for Finley, but then so was becoming Waukesha County's first county executive.

It's all going according to plan...

This may be the worst headline ever:

NASA: So Far, So Good
NASA Grounds Shuttle Fleet, Cites Foam Danger


Oh yeah, things are looking better all the time...

Does this fall under McCain Feingold?

Television show "Commander-in-Chief" creator Rod Lurie on whether his show about a female President of the United States could happen in real life:
All of this has led Lurie to believe that, sadly (unless you're one of those middle-aged male TV critics), we probably won't have a female president anytime soon.

"It's naive to think that a woman can actually do an effective job in the primaries, unfortunately," he said. "But if Hillary [Clinton] does win the [presidential] nomination, we're going to take credit."
Someone should check the in-kind contribution list over at the Federal Election Commission to see if ABC has filled out the necessary paperwork to be a shill for the Clintons.

I can't afford to buy rose-colored glasses

The evening newspaper in Waukesha, the Waukesha Freeman, had an editorial celebrating 15 years of the tax rate going down in Waukesha County. They chalk it up to "good planning" as well as the growing business and residential base. Apparently we get our cake and get to eat it, too. The editorial noted we have a new "countywide" dispatch center and a new addition to the jail, both fully staffed and equipped.

The editorial does find some flaws suggesting the nirvana we're occupying can have some minor adjustments. After all, we spend $1 million annually on acquiring land to turn into park space and the County still competes with private sector golf courses.

Despite these minor flaws we're in tax heaven, ranking 70th of the 72 counties in property tax rates, and we don't even add a charge to the sales tax. If I could afford the rose-colored glasses, I might buy their editorial line. However, you'll have to forgive me if I'm a little skeptical.

You see, despite the falling rate, the taxes on an average house increased by $55.00 over the last decade, and that's just at the county. Add the City of Waukesha where the mayor dances on the desk when she's allowed to raise taxes (maybe we should buy her a pole as a retirement gift), the Waukesha County Technical College, the Waukesha School Board (where the only ones learning math are the taxpayers), and the State of Wisconsin (where Democrats are Democrats and Republicans act like scared sheep), and you begin to see a taxpayer whose burdens are a little heavy for the bearer.

And I'm not sure what the average house is, anymore. I think the average house in Waukesha County is one that hasn't been reassessed recently. Property values may be going up, up, up, causing property tax revenues to go up, up, up, but those of us without the happy red lenses start to get a little concerned when the $125,000 house we bought five years ago now retails at $170,000. My neighbors look a little poor to be living in a $200,000 home; and the house itself must have bags of cash stuffed in the rafters for insulation. I couldn't have afforded to move to my neighborhood at these prices, and there's no way I would've paid that much money for the privilege.

Meanwhile, the neighboring county where I work is so hostile to me and my neighbors they've successfully lobbied Governor Doyle to block the freeway right at the county line so I have to waste more gas to get to my job and contribute to that county's financial well-being. The high gas prices are augmented by one of the highest gas taxes in the country to pay for the road they won't build where I need it. And that tax goes up every year. Heaven help me if I stop for lunch along the way on the wrong side of 124th Street, because then I'll have to kick in an extra half a percentage point.

So I hope County Executive Dan Finley and the Waukesha Freeman editors had a nice "town hall meeting" Wednesday evening where they got to drink the Kool-Aid of lower taxes and discussed the county's future financial health. I would have liked to have been there and maybe I, too, would be a believer.

However, I suspect the invite was less than sincere. The event started at 6:00pm and my evening newspaper arrived at 5:00pm. I think Elaine Benes would classify this as an "unvitation." But then, maybe I'm just seeing things.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Will they get hazard pay?

Is the quadrennial Boy Scout Jamboree starting to sound a bit like a war zone? The latest from the AP:
More than 300 Boy Scouts were sickened by the heat Wednesday while waiting for President Bush to arrive at a memorial service for four Scout leaders who were killed while pitching a tent beneath a power line.
I'm half-expecting Ted Koppel to start reading a list of names on the air, and protests to begin to bring the 40,000-plus scouts back home.

Where's Lawrence Taylor when we need him?

Joe Theismann has been been tabbed by the dim bulbs of ESPN to pair with Al Michaels to do Monday Night Football. This is brought to you by the same people that brought you the X-Games. This is about the dumbest idea since the Washington Redskins hired Steve Spurrier as their head coach.

Now, I could be accused of an anti-Washington Redskin bias. It's true that my second favorite football team is whatever team is beating the snot out of the Washington Redskins this week. And it's possibly true I once suggested the creation of a Joe Theismann action figure with fully posable multi-position shin action.

However, biases aside, let me assure you I am only thinking of the great game of football. Monday Night Football is a venerable institution which is the mainstay of the professional game. It is almost larger than the pro game itself. By picking a mediocre talent like Theismann, it's almost assuring the switch to cable TV will be a failure.

And, quite frankly, I'm concerned there may not be enough airtime for both Michaels and Theismann. It's quite possibly, given the way both of them like to talk, that by the end of the season we'll have two announcers just babbling over one another while a football game goes on in the background.

Is it too late to bring back Dennis Miller?

Update! 11:49 AM Apparently I'm not alone in my disregard for the abilities of Joe Theismann. The Road from Bristol is having a contest to determine "which ESPN broadcasting personality is the most totally loathsome and most deserves to suffer permanent paralysis of the vocal cords." Needless to say, despite tough competition, Theismann is doing well in this contest. Closer to home, Paul Noonan has a more visceral reaction. And Badger Blogger is not making a call to his cable guy.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Defining terrorism

Move over Webster, the United Nations is defining terrorism. The debate is moving along predictable lines to be sure. If the violence is directed against Israeli innocent civilians, then it's a "struggle against foreign occupation." If the violence is Israeli soldiers defending themselves, or the Israeli military taking out Palestinian bomb makers, then it's state-sponsored terrorism. We have not heard yet what Palestinian violence against Palestinians constitutes, except it's all Israel's fault.

According to UN Secretary General Kofi Annan, the United Nations is under special pressure to complete their work in light of the recent bombings in Egypt and London.

The rash of terrorist bombings in Britain, and most recently in Egypt, have prompted Secretary-General Kofi Annan to prod the U.N.'s 191 member states to speed up a long-delayed decision on one of the most politically sensitive issues in the world body: a definition of ”terrorism”.

”What has happened in the last few weeks, from London to Sharm el-Shaikh and others, gives us one more reason to press ahead and get a good definition of terrorism that we can all live with,” he told reporters Monday.

Years of attacks on innocent Israeli citizens, not to mention the attacks on the United States on September 11, 2001 and the subsequent bombings in Bali and Madrid, weren't worth speeding up the United Nations. But attacking a beach town in Egypt was the final straw. Now the United nations will take action, and the terrorists better watch out!

After all, we've seen what the UN can do in places like Rwanda and Darfur, and it's not pretty.

Here's my favorite quote:
Annan dismissed the charge that terrorism is being driven primarily by religion. ”It's not Islamic,” he said. ”I don't attach it to any specific religion. We've had it in England; we've had it in Spain; we've had it here.”
Let's see, who was it again behind the Madrid and London bombings again? Hmmmm.

CNN website meets Faces of Death

On the CNN Website right now:
MORE NEWS
• Watch: Video news hourly updates
Blair: World slept after 9/11 Watch
Iraqi minister blasts Syria on terrorists Watch
200 cities hit record highs Heatwave map Watch
White House will hold back some Roberts documents
4 Boy Scout leaders electrocuted Watch
Police: Country singer Mindy McCready found unconscious
A Cadillac on just two wheels?
New Mel Gibson film to be in Mayan

Somehow I don't think CNN wants you to watch the 4 boy scout leaders get electrocuted.

Pabst City fails

The Milwaukee Common Council voted 9-6 to kill the Pabst City development plan. This community couldn't support the last House of Blues, so I'm not sure a $41 million dollar investment by the city was going to make the new one economically viable, either.

Sykes unleashed

Charlie Sykes is talking about the Miranda issue right now. On the air and on his blog Sykes details the proposed settlement and speculates why Miranda may be rejecting it.

Update! It's over and Robert Miranda has finally accepted the settlement offer.

Time is on his side

Happy Birthday to Mick Jagger. He's sixty-two years old. I'm told it was Thomas Edison who produced the first Rolling Stones album.

Monday, July 25, 2005

Checkpoint Charlie

For more follow up on the Sykes / Miranda / Belling controversy, where else would you go but to the source? Charlie Sykes has a complete round-up on what bloggers are saying about his misstatement concerning Robert Miranda and his subsequent correction. It is followed close behind by a summary of what frequent Sykes tv show panelist and blogger Jessica McBride has to say about the Journal Sentinel's coverage.

Sykes is apparently waiving the Miranda right to be be silent on the issue. Good for him, and all the bloggers who are commenting appropriately on this mess.

Sykes made an error, made a good faith effort to pull the errant blog posting, and after thorough research has issued a correction. To pursue the matter further is either an act of complete narcissism or an act of such pettiness its doing more harm to Miranda's reputation than any misstatement on the part of Charlie Sykes.

Marquette Gold

I'm sure this is not what Father Wild, et. al., had in mind when they attempted to change the team name from Marquette Golden Eagles to Marquette Gold.

It's educational endorsements like this that made me glad I graduated from UW-Milwaukee.

(from The Smoking Gun, via Marquette Homeland Security.)

pager limits

I just checked my pager for a weather report. Did you know thunderstorms can be "severe and humid"? I gotta tell you, if there's one thing I hate, it's a pleasant and dry thunderstorm.

Sykes and me

Charlie Sykes of WTMJ radio has posted on his website a correction concerning the alleged particiption of Robert Miranda in a protest and shouting down of a Pro-America Rally at UW-Milwaukee in October 1991. Mark Belling was to have been the featured speaker that day but left as the crowd threw things at the stage and prevented the rally speakers from being heard.

It turns out Robert Miranda was not at the rally.

However, before making the correction Sykes and his attorney went to great lengths trying to see if possibly Miranda had in fact attended the rally. Part of their efforts was to contact anyone involved with the UWM Times, the conservative campus newspaper, which helped organize the event.

I was listed as one of the editors at the time of the event and I was one of the people Charlie Sykes called. I told Sykes that unfortunately it was one of the few times I actually attended class and that I had nothing to do with organizing the event. I also gave him a few names of people who did organize the event and helped him find a videotape of the incident. I suggested he might have the wrong "Miranda" as there was a different person named Miranda on campus involved in campus activism and that may have been the source of the confusion.

Whether Sykes' correction finally settles this case appears to be an open question. However, given the correction, I suspect this case is coming to an end, as well as it should. It was clearly an honest mistake and the record has been corrected.

In the meantime, conservative bloggers should not shy away from talking about this as they would any other topic. It happened, though what harm has come to Robert Miranda's reputation I doubt would be measurable.

Update 8:46 AM Owen at Boots and Sabers has more on the timing on the retraction of the original post, and what it means for other bloggers.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

The meaning of marriage

PRIEST: do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this
Earthling Dale Arden to be your Empress of the Hour?
MING: Of the hour, yes!
PRIEST: Do you promise to have to have your way with her?
MING: Certainly.
PRIEST: Not to blast her into space ..... er, until such time as you grow weary of her?
MING: I do

This bit drew a few laughs (as many as Max VonSydow can get) when Flash Gordon was released in 1980. Unfortunately it would not be all that far off from today's wedding vows. According to this Fox News report,
Vows like "For as long as we continue to love each other," "For as long as our love shall last" and "Until our time together is over" are increasingly replacing the traditional to-the-grave vow, a switch that some call realistic and others call a recipe for failure. (via The Curt Jester)

Andrew Sullivan will often argue in favor of gay marriage citing examples like these as instances where heterosexuals are doing more damage to the institution of marriage than homosexuals. He may have a point.

Marriage is not just the legal recognition of a religious ceremony, but a recognition of a cultural and societal expectation that a man and a woman have joined together as a single social unit. This may fly in the face on the contemporary emphasis on the individual and the individual's "needs" (re: desires) but it does lead to a more stable society and a better paradigm for the family unit than the proposed alternatives.

To lower the expectation of society of the longer term meaning of any such joining is to reduce the need by the state to recognize the relationship. In fact, one could argue as the marriage compact becomes a shorter expectation the burden on the state to recognize the contract with any benefits becomes counter-productive. Unfortunately, if present trends continue, we may test that thesis.

We can ask, too, what kind of marriage are these people entering into? Hollywood has led the way, as it does in almost all matters of cultural decline, in giving us the picture of the amicable divorce. The Fox News report notes that when Brad Pitt was asked if his marriage to Jennifer Aniston was a a failure, he pointedly disagreed, saying it lasted five years longer than his marriage to anyone else. Such attitudes were once pilloried in the press and public opinion to the point where Ingrid Bergman felt the need to live abroad to escape the negative scrutiny of her torrid life. Today such attitudes are celebrated, and the only reservation on polygamy is that it be done in serial.

Even if the intention is less than the prospect of amicable divorce but to merely acknowledge the "harsh reality" of our times where marriages run a strong risk of divorce, a couple entering into such an arrangement surely are dooming themselves to misery and loss. For if marriage is for better or worse, to bear the couple through the worse times to bring about the better, than what would call an arrangement where one is free to leave the moment life is less than idyllic? And this supposed freedom, what kind of prison of fear does it engender in each of the partners if they fear the other may leave them at any time?

Instead of strengthening the "marriage" or even merely aptly describing the state of "marriage" such a weakening of the vows only serves to hurt one another prior to the couple beginning to start their lives together. For what they're saying, "I may not love you forever" or, "I may change and you may change and we may not be compatible", is that each is unworthy of the unconditional, life-long love they find themselves unable to promise. What could be more wounding than that? It's hard to imagine a more casual, cynical expression of disdain.

Even more amazing that this would find expression even as more people are finding more ways to find their potential mates and, once they have found them, to test their compatibility. E-Harmony is making a fortune with their 29 personality traits to compare to find the perfect soulmate for the subscriber (though I have met a few people I would have a difficulty ascribing a total close to 29 personality traits). Aside from E-harmony there is speed-dating, personal ads, internet sites and even free handouts at the grocery store to help us all find the perfect spouse.

Having found the possibly perfect spouse, the Catholic Church and other institutions are conducting "pre-marital inventories" to check thecompatibilityy of the marriage applicants. Sometimes the recommendation is for counseling, other times a stern warning is given. For the less scientifically minded, there is always the quiz in the back of Cosmopolitan or Redbook along with the other advice for couples which make us blush even as flip through the pages to find it. (I admit it, I look for that stuff while I'm getting my hair cut. I'm guessing the editors are all single based upon the articles on "What men really want.") But in all seriousness, in an age when there is more marriage counseling available than ever before, both before and after the vows are given, surely we can have a higher expectation than the Pitt level of satisfaction of five years?

The late Robert Heinlein wrote of marriage as limited term contracts between consenting adults (the age of majority varied in his stories) regardless of the gender or number of participants. While interesting reading, and fun to think about in the abstract, I can't imagine a more lonely life than a life in theory shared but in reality lived with the expectation of being alone.

Sharm el-Sheikh

If for one moment we thought the war on terror was all about us, what we're doing, what we've done, and how the rest of the world reacts to us, then we miss that it's really about the terrorists' rage, their ideology, their nihilism.

There was no reason for the terrorists to strike at a resort town on the Red Sea if they were trying to attack us.

So instead we must try to understand what makes someone who sees a group of people enjoying the sun and the sea and think, these people must die even if I must kill myself to do it.
Eighty-eight people, possibly more, were killed by people who held their fellow man in such contempt that they decided their cause was worth more than the lives of their countrymen and co-religionists.

Sartre was wrong. Hell isn't other people. Just some people belong in Hell.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

The tolerance of our northern neighbors

Mary Eileen at Stand in the Trenches returns with bad news for religious freedom in Canada.
Oh, and yes, I'm still alive, and I remember how to blog, and when I read this article, I remembered why I wanted to blog in the first place.
You can see why:
CBC Radio has aired a commentary by a retired professor from the Royal Military College calling for state control over religion, specifically Catholicism. While parliamentarians dismissed warnings by numerous religious leaders and experts that such laws would lead to religious persecution, former professor Bob Ferguson has called for "legislation to regulate the practice of religion."

"Given the inertia of the Catholic Church, perhaps we could encourage reform by changing the environment in which all religions operate," Ferguson began his commentary in measured tones yesterday. "Couldn't we insist that human rights, employment and consumer legislation apply to them as it does other organizations? Then it would be illegal to require a particular marital status as a condition of employment or to exclude women from the priesthood."
When the tenets of Faith are designed and codified by government bureaucracy, no man is free.

I'm sure the UW System could use this list

Conservative Cat has proposed a list of names that "can be used on education grants without raising a red flag that the program is just another money-grubbing scam."

Yeah, why do aliens always run around naked?

Tony Woodlief, in reviewing War of the Worlds asks why space aliens run around naked:
And another thing: why are aliens always naked? And if they get to run around naked, why are they always in such a bad mood? My kids love that. So do I, come to think of it.
I dunno, why doesn't Donald Duck wear pants? So you got these naked space aliens running around chasing Tom Cruise for his last copy of Dianetics when suddenly,
Plot aside, here's a message to Hollywood: avoid the Sam Malone Moment. Most of my readers know exactly what I'm referring to: those dreadful minutes when Ted Danson marred the otherwise wonderful Saving Private Ryan. Nothing against Mr. Danson, but when you collect a paycheck for eleven years as the main character in one of the most popular sitcoms of all time, you become your character. There we all were, totally absorbed in one of the most gripping portrayals of D-Day ever portrayed, and suddenly a bartender with a bad hairpiece comes strutting across the screen.

Not good.

Likewise in War of the Worlds. Now personally, I think Tim Robbins as a crazed, paranoid survivalist isn't much of a stretch, especially if you've ever seen him holding forth on current events. But it's distracting to have his mug materialize on the screen. I found myself expecting Susan Sarandon to pop out from a closet, wearing a "No More BuSh" t-shirt.
Hey, he's just saved me the matinee price of a movie.

Friday, July 22, 2005

A few less Nigerian widows smuggling money out

Over three hundred people were arrested in Spain in a crackdown on e-mail scamming.
According to Spanish media reports, the FBI worked alongside Spanish authorities in what is believed to be the biggest round-up of so-called 419 or "Nigerian email" scammers.

Officers raided 166 properties, seizing 2000 cell phones, 327 computers, 165 fax machines, and 218,000 Euros ($263,000) in cash. According to officials, the scam is said to have claimed over 20,000 victims in 45 countries including United States, UK, France, Germany, Australia and Japan.
I expect to get an e-mail soon from a woman in Spain asking me to help smuggle out $1,000,000 before Spanish authorities find the money her husband hid away before he went to prison....

When the people so move

During the recall of California Governor Gray Davis, many were asking if the recall of Davis would lead to impotence in the executive of California? In response, California was given the Schwartzenegger alternative who has succeeded in much that he has attempted to accomplish. But given the uniqueness of his situation it remains to be seen if his successors will have any power in Sacramento with the threat of imminent removal hanging over their heads. Like the Sword of Damocles, recall remains a threat to any future governor with an ambitious agenda.

Historically, this is not a unique situation. Edward Gibbon attributed the threat of removal of the emperor as one of the causes of weak executives governing ancient Rome in succession to the Julio-Claudian dynasty. Gibbon traced it back first to the death of Gaius Caligula and the appointment of his succesor Claudius by the guards, then to the scramble for succession after the death of Nero. The eventual winner owed his position to the army, and the threat of removal hung over almost every emperor until the fall of the Roman Empire.

Here in Wisconsin we have our own history with the removal from office of various public officials through the recall and subsequent election process. Most famously, and a situation I witnessed personally, was the recall in Racine of State Senator George Petak. Petak cast the deciding vote to build Miller Park using a small add-on to the sales tax which included Racine County, breaking a promise he made to his constituents. They reacted disporportionately, prompted by a Democrat Party (led by the disgraced Mark Sostarich) eager to regain temporary control of the State Senate. Petak was recalled, and Racine became represented by a real tax-and-spend advocate in Kim Plache.

After Petak, recalls became more common at the local levels of governance. In Milwaukee County, scandal forced the recall of several County Supervisors and the resignation of County Executive Tom Ament. In his place, Scott Walker has proved to be a strong executive, but it helps that his powerbase exists outside the County Courthouse among the conservatives and moderates of Milwaukee County and that he took office during a perceived fiscal crisis. One wonders if his successor, too, will have accomplishments like Walker's, or will the County Board follow through on an idea floated at the time of Ament's removal: the elimination of the County Executive position.

The recall has become commonplace, almost expected, and the targets of recall are fighting back. In New Berlin recently four Conservatives were targeted precisely because they governed the way they were expected to when elected. They fought back from the first days of the process and prevailed when the organizers failed to gather enough signatures.

Now State Representative Al Ott (R-Forest Junction) is proposing stricter requirements for the recall of public officials. Under his bill, the recall petition signature gatherers would have to obtain a circuit court ruling that the recall of an elected official serving on a school board or in city, town and village village falls under a specified category: inefficiency, neglect of duty, misconduct or malfeasance.

Despite the unliklihood of this legislation passing any time soon, Ott has come in for quite a bit of flak. Citizens for Responsible Government calls it a "no cut contract." Blogger Beer, in turn, defended Ott from the charge of being a RINO, at least where this issue is concerned, in response I think to the attacks made on Ott over at Boots and Sabers.

I think the criteria Ott gives for a recall are probably sound ones. They're open to interpretation but basically the criteria describe an overall failure of representation rather than the reaction to one issue.

Where I have trouble with Ott's criteria is in the mechanism. Asking a private citizen group to gather the petition singatures necessary for the recall is already an onerous burden, a burden that has strangled many recall efforts right in the cradle. Citizen groups that manage to gather enough signatures are then confronted with legal challenges. To add subjective criteria for a recall, and to have that recall certified by a judge using the subjective criteria, is to create insurmountable barriers to the recall process. Setting aside the costs of the legal effort, when an elected judge is presented with a recall petition there is a certain amount of fear that he may be the next target. Better to make the process impossible than to make the removal of oneself even more possible.

So given the impossible conditions imposed on the recall process, Representative Ott's bill is not the solution.

However, it would be more in the public interest if recall petitioners stuck to the criteria laid out by Represenative Ott, and if the recallers actually made a specific case of misconduct for their recall efforts.

To recall in an effort to merely extend the previous election cycle, or to protest a single vote of the representative, undermines the ability of a public official to act in the best interests of the constituency. Fearing removal from office, the public official is not only limited to choosing the popular course but is even discouraged from making the innovative choice the popularity of which is untested. In the end, we'll drive the few excellent representatives from government service and be stuck with the kind of mediocrities many recall petitioners have dreams of removing in the first place.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Lions, eagles and cows, oh my!

It is rapidly reminiscent of a bad 1950s drive-in movie, Attack of the Animals! Southeastern Wisconsin has been inundated with nature of an unwelcome sort.

Today the headline in the Waukesha Freeman read, “Cow resists Taser, damages police car.” No, it was not an insult of a fat woman. An actual cow ran away from the Waukesha County Fair and fled towards the airport. In the attempted escape, the future guest of honor at Waukesha restaurants decided to charge at a pursuing squad car doing $533 damage to the passenger door. Before the cow was captured, she shrugged off 40000 volts from a police Taser. No word yet if PETA will question the use of the taser, but witnesses report the distinct smell of a backyard barbeque.

Did our bivouacked heifer find inspiration from the orangutan at the Racine Zoo who slipped his cage? He just slipped out the back, Jack. But alas for fans of runaway apes, the orangutan was found in the basement of a zoo building and quickly recaptured. No Dr.Zaius Hollywood roles in his future.

Then there's the tale of Dewey the Eagle, an African eagle who took flight from his earthly bondage at the Milwaukee County Zoo to soar the nearby heavens. His return often seemed imminent but he eluded pursuer after pursuer, no doubt enjoying the Wauwatosa skyline from his aerial view. He, too, has been recaptured.

Closer to home, the cow perhaps should have had second thoughts about escaping. After all, if you have one sighting of a mountain lion, you’ll have more. And in Waukesha, we have more. What we don’t have is official confirmation, a captured puma, or even a good photo. Remember, it’s not a fun predator until Fifi the poodle has been made a big cat snack. Then it gets a nickname, some grants for UW system professors, and a dedicated DNR official.

Even larger, more dangerous predators have been spotted recently. Who will forget the wandering bear in Wauwatosa, or the alligator who was a temporary guest of a fire station in Somers?

Rousseau extolled the virtues of the state of nature. Hobbes condemned it as solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short. I just ask that it not be so restless or so near.

No parody necessary

Mention National Public Radio, and you're likely to get one of three reactions: a sniff of superiority from it's backers, an eyeroll from it's detractors, and indifference from the vast majority. Which is really a shame because there is often something very entertaining about National Public Radio which begs for attention. After all, where else can you hear, "Sexuality's Southward Shift: The Belly" by Susan Straight. No, really.
...shining rims of skin, marked with the delicate silvery filagree of stretch marks, with the angry red of sunburn, with tattoos and elastic marks, from where shorts rode up. I saw wanting, and desire, and the shrugs of defiance. Who cares if it trembles when I walk?
Now that's priceless radio. I mean, how much would you pay to hear that on Rush Limbaugh? You can just hear the Snapple selling at the commercial breaks.

But wait, there's more.
Do girls want their mothers wearing "juicy" or "sweet" across their butts? And dolphins, or hearts, rising from their nether regions? Daughters do not want to think about our nether regions which is what the belly is all about. The swath of flesh between the hipbones, the groin itself, that is the actual repository of our species. Under that decorated skin is the receptacle of uterus and ovaries, the place where the baby will lie curled and waiting. Then the baby will grow into a child who certainly doesn't want to see her mother's belly, or cleavage, high or low.
Let's see Sean Hannity top that!

Hale Interchange mess

A semi-truck carrying seafood has rolled over, spilling it's contents and closing the ramps until approximately 8:00pm tonight. The ramps affected: the
connector ramp from Interstate 43 northbound to I-43/894 eastbound and
both on-ramps from WIS 100 to northbound I-43. The driver has been hurt and taken to a nearby hospital, according to the reports.

No word yet if there's a butter truck nearby stuck in traffic...

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

How sexist can you get?

Found this interview with Sandra Day O'Connor reading The Corner:
She immediately described John G. Roberts as a "brilliant legal mind, a straight shooter, articulate, and he should not have trouble being confirmed by October. He's good in every way, except he's not a woman."

She said she was almost sure President Bush would not appoint a woman as a replacement for William H. Rehnquist because she didn't think he would want a woman as chief justice. "So that almost assures there won't be a woman appointed to the court at this time."
I suppose that could be surgically corrected in this day and age, but one wonders what that has to do with his ability to sit on the Supreme Court. Is it that whole leg-crossing thing, or what? The toilet seat issue?

So much for a speedy trial

On election day in 2004, a Republican effort to get out the vote was dealt a severe blow when Democrat "activists" slashed the tires of the vans rented to take voters to the polls. We have since learned who the likely culprits were, they have been inadequately prosecuted by Milwaukee DA McCann's office, and now their trial has been delayed again to January 2006.

Delay, delay, delay, until justice is denied.

World Series of Poker

ESPN began airing their coverage of the World Series of Poker last night. Perhaps one of my poker-playing readers can explain to me why they don't do same day or even next day coverage? Why do they wait until all of the WSOP events are over before they begin to show any of them? Given how popular tournament poker has become, it's almost impossible to avoid finding out the tournament winners. Yet ESPN continues to air the biggest poker event of the year on the same schedule a network shows episodes of a sit-com. It just doesn't make sense.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Promise made, promise kept

Conservatives asked two things of President Bush when we first supported him in 2000: cut taxes, appoint conservative judges. When President Bush ran for re-election, Conservatives had three expectations: fight the war on terror, keep the tax cut, an appoint conservative judges. President Bush has never shied away from promising conservative appointments to the judiciary, and has cited Justice Scalia as the model for the type of judge he would like to appoint.

So far, Judge John Roberts’ appointment to the United States Supreme Court has all the promise of being a very good nominee. He is earning praise from Conservatives for his scholarship and his resume.

Meanwhile, the Left has already started firing their fax machines at the nominee with their fill-in-the-name condemnations of the nominee. Roberts has the right enemies, but it’s too soon to tell whether it’s just more undirected Left anger irrationally attacking anything President Bush does.

Meanwhile, in Aruba, they found some duct tape with blond hair on it, while at South Padre island a small hurricane is on the way, and in Florida where a little girl was raped months ago a couple of miscellaneous details were newly released to the media. So much for cable news, except for MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough and CNN’s Aaron Brown. Listening to those two you would think Judge Roberts will single-handedly jail every abortionist across the country. Into the stocks they go.

For the rest of us, we anxiously await the Oracle of Massachusetts’ gaseous utterings from Hyannisport. Given the frequency which Senator Kennedy’s shameless performance in the Judge Bork nomination will be mentioned in the next few days, it will almost be a command performance. “In Judge Bork’s America…” yadda yadda

We hope in Judge Robert’s America there is a little more comity, a little less vitriol, and a greater sense of responsibility in the US Senate than in Judge Bork’s time. From some sources, to be sure, there will be uncontrolled vomiting of bile, but we should expect better from most of our elected representatives.

We have a nominee, we have a long, hot August traditionally devoid of hard news, and we have confirmation hearings timed perfectly for the Fall cable television schedule. In the meantime, we have the World Series of Poker and reporters beaching themselves in the paths of oncoming hurricanes.

A loss in the family

I have to apologize for not posting the last two days. One of my wife's uncles passed away which resulted in a trip for her to Cincinnati for the funeral. I remained in Waukesha (due to a recent change in employment) with the children and the dogs, and they demanded my full attention.

My wife's uncle was the oldest of seventeen siblings, and the population of Cincinnati has always been very kind when I visit. I did not know my wife's uncle as well as I would have liked but I can truthfully say he was loved and respected by his entire family, and he will be greatly missed.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

I get no love

I'm about to do something shameless which, for this blog, is hardly a first.

Apparently in a past life I've run over somebody's dog or something because despite two well-written and well-thought-out e-mails, I have been unable to get WisOpinion.com to add me to their blog roll. Now, I don't expect every blog or website that I list in the sidebar to link back to me. If I did, some people would get some serious e-mails and my blog roll would look like a strobe light. Occasionally I've "begged" but it's been in good fun and if they didn't link to me, no hard feelings.

Heck, for the longest time I ran this blog without a blog roll, comments, or even readers. :)

But this has now become a matter of pride. It's not like WisOpinion.com doesn't update their blog roll frequently. It's not like they have standards, given some of the blogs they have on the list. Some of the blogs on their list stopped updating when their Commodore 64 died.

And so, I'm asking others to do my dirty work. You can e-mail WisOpinion.com at info@wispolitics.com. If you would like, the following sample letter is available for you to use:
Dear Wisopinion.com:

James Wigderson is one of the most insightful bloggers in Wisconsin, and certainly has a way with words. He thinks you're really neat, but he's tired of sucking up to you. You should add his blog to the blogroll because it will really enhance your website. Besides, the word "library" will make your site look more intellectual.

Did I mention James Wigderson is really funny? Everybody thinks so. Even the state elections board. So won't you please add the Wigderson Library & Pub to the blog roll so he stops his whining?

BTW, Wigderson apologizes for throwing the empty vodka bottles on your lawn the last time he was in town. He heard people in Madison were into recycling.

Boo-hoo, no invite for me

Blogger Beer has received an invite to a "Meet Paul Bucher" event. No word if they're serving warm milk and Ovaltine.

Practicing Christians

Is Jesus Christ the Son of God? Is He divine? Part of the Holy Trilogy? One would think among self-described Christians the question had been settled by now. However, if the question is unsettled in your mind, or even if you deny the divinity of Christ, you'll be happy to hear (via John McAdams) you can still be a member of the United Church of Christ, and even be a member of the clergy. According to an article by John Chadwick,
The denomination, in its official statements, accepts Christ as savior and head of the church, but also approves of balancing Christian doctrine with personal conscience.

"If you join the UCC, you are not given a list of things and asked, 'Do you believe in this?' " said the Rev. Sherry Taylor, who represents the New Jersey churches in the denomination's central Atlantic conference. "There are no tests of faith."
There is a movement to restore even this tiny requirement. However, a vote next month is expected to fail.

Comings, goings, whatnot

Okay, I added a lnk to the RSS feed in the sidebar, I re-added Brainpost to the blog roll after he started posting again while I wasn't looking, I fixed the comments so the previous comments are still visible but there's only one link for comments on future posts, and added state attorney general candidate Paul Bucher to the blogroll (sorry, I can't get my favorite sound effect to work inside the blog roll). I added the Walker for Governor site (his blog was previously added), but I was not able to add Van Hollen for some reason. Really frustrating, but I can't pull the site up. Anyone else having that problem? I'll add more political sites and blogs as time goes on, but they should not be considered endorsements.

WISN radio morning host contest

Badger Blogger has been faithfully following the "Milwaukee's Next Talk Star" competition on WISN radio.

I suspect, between the snippets I have heard and the reviews on Badger Blogger, WISN may regret ever having this competition as it means rewarding the winner with a two-year contract with a minimum $50,000 annual salary. I do not believe a liberal or a leftist can win the contest, so WISN has little to fear from that. I do believe the winner could be someone completely inadequate for the job.

After all, being a morning talk show host five days/week is hard. You have to come up with topics, more topics than you plan to discuss, every day that are not only timely but likely to generate interest and phone calls. At the same time, there are parameters under which you must operate including good taste, language and general interest to a target audience.

For example, lesbian cows (from Thursday morning) hardly appeals to the target demographic for WISN. It may appeal to a group of sixth graders, it may even appeal to some listeners of Bob and Brian, but for the rest of us driving into work or working at home raising our children it's just stupid and gross. If WISN wanted stupid and gross, they could put on Howard Stern.

So far the remaining contestants have had to generate two hours total of interesting programming with a week to prepare. It doesn't appear they've succeeded. Asking any one of them to generate more on-air entertainment will be a ratings disaster the parent company Clear Channel will be unlikely to tolerate for long.

Rock drummer falls on hard times, goes back to college

Motley Crue drummer and internet porn star Tommy Lee has decided to go back to college as part of a new "reality" television program. Tommy Lee will go to the University of Nebraska to cheer on the Cornhuskers, join the marching band and, if the television schedule permits, attend a few classes. Tommy Lee Goes to College premiers August 16th on NBC.

Tommy Lee, who states on his website a preference his next wife be "a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store," apparently had to promise to behave himself around the co-eds before he would be allowed to enroll. Of course, that hasn't stopped NBC from promoting his sexy "tutor" Natalie.

Ever get the feeling "reality" TV is about as real as Tommy Lee's ex-wife's {ahem} attributes?

Tommy Lee takes a break from his summer reading to come to Milwaukee with the rest of the band August 10th. It will probably be a lot more entertaining than his stint at the University of Nebraska.

Not exactly the endorsement they were looking for

From The Smoking Gun:
JULY 15--A pregnant Oklahoma woman who split a case of beer with her boyfriend shortly before giving birth last month is facing felony child neglect charges. Melissa Irene Tanner, a 37-year-old mother of seven, had a blood alcohol content nearly four times the state's .08 limit, according to the below probable cause affidavit. Tanner's baby, a girl born June 30, had a BAC of .21, nearly three times the Oklahoma limit.
...In fact, a friend quoted by cops said that after the baby was born, she asked Tanner what the girl was going to be named. Tanner, the friend told deputies, replied, "Maybe Milwaukee's Best."

Friday, July 15, 2005

Olympic Gold idea

John Miller over at National Review points to an editorial in the Washington Examiner calling for the establishment of a single site for the Olympics. Miller's right in filing this under the good ideas that will never happen.

I'd be in favor of this proposal so long as the location was anywhere but in the United States.

George "Sailboat" Pataki

The New York Times headline: Pataki Will Test '08 Winds in Iowa. I admit it, I read the article to see which party's nomination he would pursue. I guess it's still the Republicans....

A nice aeronautical diversion for the family

Milwaukee Air Expo 2005 is this weekend at Veteran's Park.
The air show will be simulcast over Newstalk 1130 WISN radio and be heard throughout downtown Milwaukee and beyond. SO PLEASE BRING YOUR AM RADIOS!! The air show portion of the event will be centered around the Milwaukee County Park's War Memorial and Veterans Park. Veterans Park will have the festival component of the event with games, kid's rides, food and drink vendors, and a beer garden run by the Wisconsin Jaycees.
Looks like a lot of fun. The price is right: free.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

How long will I live?

According to this, the race is on between my mortality and collecting Social Security, depending on what Congress does.

Coming to bury Nelson

It can be forgiven at a funeral if, for a moment, a speaker lapses into hyperbole in honoring the dead. After all, the occasion is called for honoring the deceased, not listing his wrongs.

However, there is a bold line between honoring the dead to appease the mourners and engaging in an act of deification. Governor Doyle delivered an oration yesterday offering such qualities to the late former governor and US Senator Gaylord Nelson that would have made the mourners of Augustus Caesar blanche.

Every time we pour a glass of water, breathe the air in our cities, swim in our lakes, and enjoy the beauty of Wisconsin’s natural heritage, we ought to say thank you to Gaylord Nelson for all that he’s given each of us.
It is one thing to honor the deceased Nelson for being a environmentalist before it became trendy, but must we literally thank him for the food we eat and the water drink and the air that we breathe? (For the latter, I always thanked the Hollies.)

One can imagine dinnertime around the Doyle family table.

“Jessica, would you please offer Grace?”

“Thank you Gaylord for the gifts we are about to receive. Amen.”

“And Gabe, would you please lead us in the Our Nelson?”

“Our Nelson, hallowed be thy name.
Thy Earth Day come, Thy Will be done,
Until the Earth is our Heaven”

“And finally little Asiah?”

“Rub-a-dub-dub. Thank Nelson for the grub.”

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Meanwhile, we could not pass on the remarks of Congressman Obey who posited that had then-President Lyndon Johnson listened to then-Senator Gaylord Nelson, there might be one less [Vietnam] War Memorial in Washington DC. One might point out that had the Democratic Party not listened to the likes of Gaylord Nelson in the ensuing years, we may well have been spared the disasters of the fall of Saigon and the Communist take-over of South Vietnam, the ensuing refugee crisis of the boat people, the rise of Pol Pot in neighboring Cambodia, the death of over two million Cambodians, the post-Vietnam foreign policy paralysis (which reached its worst level under President Carter), the end of the Democrats as a serious intellectual player in foreign policy, and the nomination of Senator John Kerry last year. Such is the advice Gaylord Nelson and others of his kind gave to the Democrats of his party, and such is the course they have followed.

I, too, would be playing the blues on my harmonica, if I were so gifted, as I mourn the Democrat Party that could have been.

********************

So we take a moment to pause in remembrance of the former Senator and Governor who served Wisconsin for so many years. The flags are appropriately lowered for a man who served his state and represented it for so many years. We remark on the longevity of his service, and we are grateful Bob Kasten ended Nelson’s career when he did.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

How 'bout them Cowboys?

A few of the regulars of the Badger Blog Alliance have started an additional blog focusing on sports: The Wisconsin Sports Bar. I think a few of us Cowboy fans will need to check in and comment just to keep 'em honest.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Ms. McBride is a professional pundit, don't try this at home

Boy, reporters and their ilk have thin skin. And I saved all my brickbats!! (the paper was getting tossed enough of them at that moment). Imagine if I'd thrown some!! Anyone who's read Brill's Content (I wish that mag was still around) knows how reporters react when they find themselves on the other side of the pen. They can't take it. It's pretty fascinating to watch.
- Jessica McBride, June 20th
In her 1033 word response to my humble 439 words below, Ms. McBride (I think it would be fair to say) takes offense at some of the questions I've raised. Perhaps it was a full head of steam that caused her to misconstrue my comments. Possibly. But the basic point I raised remains unanswered.

Jessica McBride states repeatedly her conflict-of-interest in defending the non-union employees is clearly spelled-out for both her readers and the viewers of Charlie Sykes' Sunday morning talk show. I did not argue that point, and would not argue that point except that when she addressed the issue directly on Charlie's show that she should have pointed out her own status as an affected individual. Had the issue been addressed separately as a topic rather than as a throw-away on the "Winners and Losers" part of the show, Sykes surely would have insisted on the disclosure. McBride has also been a panelist on Mark Belling's program in the past, and knows Belling is for revealing such conflicts of interest for his panelists. As a UWM lecturer on journalism, her unmentioned conflict of interest would be a text book example for her students were the subject someone else. Finally, as a journalist herself, McBride would certainly have advocated the spelling out of such a conflict of interest, even back when she was a college reporter for the UWM Post.

But, as I say, that was a point unraised by me, and I only raise it now in response to her defending herself against a charge I did not make.

All the disclosure in the world does not absolve the guilty.

The point of McBride's gratuitous slap at State Senator Tom Reynolds was that the Senator proposed legislation from which he would benefit (I believe to the tune of $300.00). In the same breath, seemingly without pause, McBride decried the proposed requirement that non-union state employees would have to contribute to their state pensions. She explains why in her response,
But, in context, what bothered me about this credit was the way in which it was passed: in the middle of the night, pushed by a legislator with a vested interest, and AT THE SAME TIME that the Legislature slammed public education/state workers. I do not think that was fair. How can the Legislature justify giving this tax credit for private education while at the same time gutting public education?
We'll forgive for the moment her hyperbole regarding the "gutting" of public education. After all, it's her ox getting gored.

I labeled her principled opposition to someone proposing legislation from which they would benefit the McBride doctrine. I then asked what the limits of the McBride doctrine were given that she has no compunction against advocating for legislation that would directly benefit herself, and that she was using to use her television presence and written columns towards that end.

Perhaps if I rephrased the issue in another way. According to the McBride doctrine, a State Senator (one that she "generally" likes and likes "what he stands for" no less) can be bought for $300.00. A political pundit and television personality can be bought for...?

Well, let's see. McBride acknowledges that she, too, would benefit from the proposed credit for private and home schooled children, to the tune of $400.00. But she makes the false statement that this credit comes only at the exchange of the proposed contribution to the pension, so she's willing to sacrifice the child education credit.
If the slam on public education hadn't occurred at the same time, I wouldn't have opposed the private school tax credit.
So the amount that McBride can be bought for, by her own stated principles, is the estimated $900 (her figure) average loss as a result of the pension contribution minus the $400 education credit, so roughly $500.00. Oh wait,
This affects my family twice. My husband is an elected official (a district attorney) and I am a University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee lecturer (academic staff).
Well, my head spins from the math, but apparently those of the thin-skinned but higher principled schools of journalism have a higher price than a State Senator, even a State Senator McBride admires.

But wait! Turns out State Senator Reynolds will not benefit from his proposed tax credit after all.
State Senator Tom Reynolds (R-West Allis) says he proudly supports the Education Tax Credit included in the state budget benefiting over 145,000 private and home-based pupils and their families. If signed into law, 1 in 7 of Wisconsin’s children will benefit from the $100 Education Tax Credit that offsets educational expenses for private and home-based students. Senator Reynolds, who has children in public, private and home-based schools, says he won’t accept the tax credit if it becomes law.
In addition, the proposed contribution to the pension would cost the Senator $600.00. So apparently the Senator cannot be bought so cheaply, and is actually willing to personally make the financial sacrifice on behalf of his principles. We'll ask pundit McBride if she is willing to do the same.

Now, I'm not saying that I think McBride's principles can be bought. Nor am I saying that I like her proposed standard for being able to support legislation. But I do call into question her willingness to use any means at her disposal to defend her perquisites of the public purse while glibly skewering the reputation of a State Senator whose benefit from proposed legislation is less than her own interest.

Turning from that, let me address the issue of addressing her husband as Mr. Jessica McBride, at which she takes some offense I think. The reversal of the traditional use of the surname was intended to clearly identify McBride's connection to a declared political candidate, Waukesha District Attorney Paul Bucher, who is running for State Attorney General, in a toungue-in-cheek manner. Turns out, I'm not even the first to play along those lines.

I did not imply an unbalance of power in the relationship, and whether he is master of his home or a relationship submissive I leave to McBride to disclose in her blog. I have no interest in such matters, nor did I "slam" her husband for something she wrote. I indicated that her raising the issue of the tax credit in them manner that she did would be worthy of a question or two to her husband.

I repeat here the questions: 1) Is the newly proposed McBride standard the standard candidate Bucher would endorse? and 2) What is his position on the proposed tax credit, given that he may have to defend it in court if elected state attorney general? McBride rightfully points us to his website, and I would encourage everyone to ask those questions of the possible GOP nominee for State Attorney General. Or perhaps his opponent will ask the questions.

Full disclosure time, since I've now learned full disclosure frees us from any impugning of our motives.
1) I like the style and format of McBride's blog. I also read almost every word.
2) When McBride was a cub reporter for the UWM Post at UW-Milwaukee, I was the editorial editor of the rival UWM Times. Our paths crossed once, and I always meant to apologize for not giving her a straight answer. But since she asked the question the way she did, I felt free to answer accordingly.
3) I have met State Senator Tom Reynolds several times going back to when I was doing political work. Reynolds was a printing vendor for a couple of political operations I was involved with. I met Reynolds' children and one of them recited for me the "Midnight Ride of Paul Revere." Reynolds started me thinking about home schooling my own children. Which reminds me, was there anyone who did not know State Senator Reynolds home schooled his children?
4) I think the sound effects I attach to Mr. and Mrs. Bucher in my blog are quite childish - and damned funny.
5) Given who McBride's husband is, I shall be ever more careful to put out the fire in my outdoor firepit lest the full weight of the Waukesha DA's office fall upon my little household.
6) My response is approaching 1500 words.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Who speaks on education?

UWM Lecturer and frequent Sunday talk show panelist Jessica McBride has some interesting standards. Today on Charlie Sykes' television show during the "winners and losers" segment, she pointed to State Senator Tom Reynolds as her "winner" this week for getting into the state budget a proposal to give a credit to those parents who home school their children or send them to private school. McBride's indignation was apparently piqued because Reynolds himself would apparently benefit from the legislation.

Unfortunately, the McBride doctrine remains undefined beyond her Sunday morning sneer at the budget process, because under the "loser" category she placed the 31,000 non-unionized state workers (which includes UW system employees like Jessica McBride) who will have to contribute to their pensions.

So, let me get this straight. State Senator Reynolds cannot propose any legislation affecting education of which he might benefit, but Jessica McBride can lobby on television, in her blog and in a column for wisopinion.com for a reversal of a state budget provision that would directly benefit... herself.

But even supposing the McBride doctrine only applies to elected officials. How far should we extend the McBride doctrine? Should budget provisions for clean air and water be stricken from the budget? Who doesn't benefit from those? How about road repairs, or new bridges? If a member of the state legislature finds his daily commute any way lessened by these improvements should the member feel obligated to vote in opposition?

Beneficiaries of the educational status quo no longer can fight on the merits of the issue. They're left to sneering attacks and cheap shots on the motivations of the proponents. If the educational establishment had its way, the only ones who could speak on educational matters would be the spokesmen for the teachers unions. Part of the attack on New Berlin School Board member Jennifer Eitel was that she dared to educate her children outside the New Berlin School System. She survived the attempt to recall her, a blow for common sense.

I confess I think some sort of tax relief for home schoolers is warranted. I confess too that I would benefit directly from it.

And if I find myself at a candidate forum for state attorney general, I would be curious to find what the candidates think about the newly proposed McBride doctrine. I would even go so far as to ask Mr. Jessica McBride, Waukesha District Attorney Paul Bucher, what he thinks of tax credits for private and home school children. After all, if he is elected State Attorney General he may have to defend those policies in court - and apparently in his own home.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

I wasn't there for the philosophy

I ate too much. I really, really, ate too much. The trouble with Greek food is that you eat it, and three, four days later you're hungry again.

I can confirm there is a definite increased presence by the Wauwatosa police at Greek Fest, the church festival on the grounds of the Annunciation Greek Orthodox Church on Milwaukee's Northwest side.

The Wauwatosa Police Department even has a big sign reminding you they are there as you leave the main fairgrounds for the scaled-down carnival rides. Just beyond the sign there was at least one visible police officer, often two. And there were plenty of other police officers on-site.

Of course, it probably helps cut through the police bureaucracy when you have someone like Evan Zeppos working the gyro tent.

The carnival rides are definitely smaller in scope. The remaining rides and games are targeted to the very young children. The only "adult" ride was the ferris wheel. The rides and games shut down at 7:00pm, with ticket sales stopping at 6:00 pm.

Meanwhile, the food is as wonderful as ever. Gyros, shishkebob, flaming cheese, Opa! Every year it seems they bring out something new to try. I regret I did not save the room for the baklava sundae.

The music area was actually drawing a crowd when we left as they were bringing out the Greek dancers. I would be more inclined to stay if they would put up some sort of shade for the grandstand. On the asphalt under that hot sun is just too much to expect of the spectators. As for the dancers, they must lose twenty pounds in that heat.

(I had a Greek roommate once who complained Greek ethnic dance is very boring. I think he secretly wished he was Irish. Of course, he drank like an Irishman, so in some ways he made up for it. On the flip side, as an Irishman I have a drinking story that involves Ouzo. It wasn't pretty.)

One pleasant change this year is the switch to Coca-Cola products. Unfortunately, they did not get rid of Budweiser, forcing me, twisting my arm, to drink wine instead.

The festival runs again tomorrow. Arrive early so you can stock up at the bulk meat tent. Yes, I said bulk meat. They also sell bread and cheese.

Update! 7/10/05 6:58pm Attendance was up again today. Evan Zeppos was even looking for production help on the gyro line at lunch today. The consensus among the Wigdersons is that people waited to see if there was going to be trouble this year. When the festival avoided trouble the regluar crowd returned today.

Greek Fest update

I have the report from my parents that attendance was way down at Greek Fest last night, with more Wauwatosa and Milwaukee police than people in the crowd. The rides were shut down around 7:00-7:30ish and there was even parking available on the church grounds when my parents arrived at 5:00pm. The festival is held at the Frank Lloyd Wright designed Annunciation Greek Orthodox Church on Milwaukee's Northwest side.

Given the troubles last year as well as the troubles over at St Peter Immanuel's church festival, it's not surprising attendance is slightly down. Unfortunately, it may also have a spill-over effect: St Bernadette's parish festival's attendance was down as well, though poor weather certainly was a major factor.

I will follow-up with a report later today.

Rich people have families, too

Milwaukee's WTMJ Radio "personality" Jeff Wagner was on the warpath against "greedy" E-bay sellers making a buck off of the Green Bay Packers "Family Night." Same event, different year, same radio host with his undies in an uproar.

Once again, Bob Harlan and the Green Bay Packers failed to maximize their possible revenues by underpricing the cost of tickets for an event. They do it for eight regular season football games so it shouldn't be any shock when they do it for something as trivial as "Family Night." They only charged $8.00 ea and they placed no limit on the number of tickets someone could buy. The event sold out in three hours with an average of ten tickets per purchase.

The Bob Harlan solution for next year: limit the number of tickets to eight per purchase. That means the event will sell out in four hours instead of three. As long as people can buy tickets for $8.00 ea and turn around and sell them for more than $200.00 a set, honest people with a speed dial on their phone will do their damndest to buy tickets they have no intention of using. It's not being "greedy" anymore than Jeff Wagner is being greedy when he negotiates with WTMJ for his salary; it's the marketplace at work.

(By the way, the more phone calls it takes to sell the tickets, the more profit lost by the Packers.)

The tickets are clearly underpriced. The real value is what they are going for on E-bay. And if people of moderate means don't like the real cost of tickets, well, rich people have families, too, and they deserve to have a good time just as much as poor people.

Furthermore, there are three groups of people who should have their undies in a bunch over the Bob Harlan ticket pricing policy: Brown County taxpayers, Green Bay Packer shareholders and the rest of the National Football League.

The Brown County taxpayers are contributing to the continuing costs of the renovations to Lambeau Field. Because the Green Bay Packers are not maximizing their potential revenue, the taxpayers will be taxed longer and for more money. If the Green Bay Packers maxmized their potential revenue, then the taxpayers could demand the Packers contribute more to the costs of the renovations.

The Green Bay Packer shareholders should also be upset. Bob Harlan and the Green Bay Packer executive committee have a responsibility to run the organization on behalf of the shareholders in as financially responsible a manner as possible. By shirking that responsibility in allowing a major source of revenue to be lost to the secondary market the shareholders are not having their interests and the interests of the Green Bay Packer organization being properly represented.

With revenue sharing in the NFL and efforts by the commissioner's office to control independent streams of revenue in order to keep the salary level for each team within a narrow range, when a team fails to maximize on it's revenue opportunities the league as a whole suffers. The other owners in the NFL should be demanding Harlan's resignation given that the Packers are the most heavily subsidized team due to television shared revenue. If the team is not even willing to to do something so simple as maintain a realistic ticket price, then how can the rest of the NFL be expected to subsidize the NFL's 32nd team in terms of size of market.

If the Green Bay Packers were truly serious in trying to equalize the opportunity of fans to get tickets, there are options.

The Packers could raise the prices of the "Family Night" tickets to $150-$200 ea, depending on location. This would allow any fan who wished to purchase a ticket at those prices to do so. It would be unpopular with the local tavern owners at first, but they'll figure out a way to make "Family Night" work.

The Packers could have more "Family Night" events. This would take some arm twisting of the players and their union, but the increased revenue to the Packers would allow them to spend more on signing bonuses. More events means more tickets available which means wider spread opportunity to purchase at a lower price. However, it's unlikely the Packers are that creative and that the player's union would cooperate.

Finally, the Packers could encourage all of their players to sign Drew Rosenhaus as their agent. When there are no players in camp because they're all holding out, cancel family night.

New Berlin School Board recall effort falls short

I was happy to hear the good news that the "New Berlin United for Strong Schools" failed to gather enough signatures to force a recall election. My friend Matt Weiss and his fellow school board members Jennifer Eitel, Tim Cramer and Donna Rathsack should be proud of themselves as well as their volunteers who spared New Berlin this unnecessary attempt to overturn the last election's results.

I am, however, a little disturbed to hear Gerianne Prom, an organizer for the petition drive, state that the organization will not make the recall petitions public. Furthermore, if I were a signatory to the recall petition, I would be furious to hear another organizer, Kim Acheson, state that the petitions would be used as a "database" for next Spring's elections. If the reports in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel are correct, signatories have a right to be upset and they should demand accountability from the petition organizers.

A signatory to a petition of recall is clearly stating they wish their preference for a recall to be publicly known to the targeted public official. A phantom number of signatories without names and addresses attached will carry as little weight with a public official as an anonymous e-mail sent from out of state. But a petition with the signatures capable of verification by the general public will not only have more of an impact on the target of the petition, but on the signatory's fellow citizens as well.

Furthermore, petition organizers have a responsibility to the public at large to assure them of organizers' intentions by offering the petitions for public inspection even if the effort falls short. It is only in this manner can the public see for itself the methods used to gather the signatures and the validity of the organizers' claims.

Finally, the organizers made no claims ahead of the signature gathering that the lists created would be used for future political activity. The signatories thought they were signing a petition to have a recall election, not to join a political database and telemarketing list for some shadowy group of left-wing activists to use as they please.

The organizers of the recall efforts should renounce any effort to use the petitions for political purposes other than their original purpose. Furthermore, they should make the lists public so the people of New Berlin can see how "New Berlin United for Strong Schools" gathered the signatures and whether the organizers claims can be trusted.

Failing to do so should call into question the motivations of "New Berlin United for Strong Schools" and whether they really believed in their stated cause or if they were just hoping to add to Democrat Party databases and telemarketing lists.

Tom and Katie update

Pity People magazine, which has to tread the fine line between sounding supportive of all it's favorite stars undergoing some sort of psychiatric analysis while at the same time maintaining good relations with the Hollywood Scientologist community. So when Tom Cruise goes on the warpath against psychiatry and psychiatric pharmacological treatment, poor People magazine finds itself up on the tightrope in it's July 11th edition.

Nowhere in the article does the magazine mention any of the bizarre beliefs of Scientology regarding the presence of "Thetans" in the body which can only be removed by the Church's devices and methods, or Xenu who was responsible for the Thetans. We don't even get a brief introduction into the science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard who launched this now tax-exempt cult.

Still, we do learn Tom Cruise's future in-laws may have mixed feelings about that new-time "religion." Apparently Mrs. Holmes' view is, "Whatever somebody believes in is fine." And if they believe we're possessed by the spirits of nuked space aliens, well, that's just those Californians. Meanwhile, Martin Holmes was apparently less open-minded when he said, "I don't believe it."

In the mid 1970s, the Electric Light Orchestra had a giant space ship land and drop off the band to start the concert. No word if the same choreographer is now the Cruise/Holmes wedding coordinator.

But before we chalk up Scientology as a harmless eccentricity, just today we were reminded how scary this cult can be. As Katie Holmes tried on a wedding dress she found time to answer questions. With her was her "new best friend", "Scientologist chaperone," Jessica Rodriguez, who even helped Katie answer the reporters' question regarding her feelings for Tom Cruise.
"You adore him," Rodriguez told Holmes when the actress was at a loss for words to describe her love.
Un-huh. And Tom Cruise is "the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

Maybe Cruise's behavior, the confrontation with Matt Lauer over the Brooke Shields controversy, and now the revelation by USA Today that Katie Holmes has a Scientology "chaperone" will cause others in the media to start peeling away the veneer of respectability given to this wacko cult.

After all, not all of the main stream media wants to interview John Travolta.

Vacation over

Amazing. I go on vacation the last eight days and nothing happens.

Friday, July 01, 2005

vacation

Time to go on vacation. The Wigderson family wish you and yours a Happy Independence Day. I'll be back July 9th.